Good Clean Fun

(Spoken introduction)
Boredom is a challenge that sometimes takes creativity and hard work to overcome. Alcohol and other drugs are never the solution. From our home office in Stillwater, Oklahoma, Monty Harper Productions in association with Bank Street College Radio proudly present Ten Top Ways to Have Good Clean Fun...

Number ten... Visit a museum.
Number nine... Make up a rhyme.
Number eight... Roller skate.
Number seven... Play a game with your friends.
Number six... Learn a magic trick.
Number five... Write a song about being alive.
Number four... Build a kite and watch it soar.
Number three... Check out you library.
Number two... See the monkeys at the zoo.
Number one... Create your own Good Clean Fun.

Good Clean Fun is the hip happening way
to celebrate a good time, or blow your blues away!
Good Clean Fun delivered alcohol free
is sure to bust what bugs you, and that's a guarantee!

Good Clean Fun - anyone can do it!
Good Clean Fun - there's really nothing to it!
Good Clean Fun - Grab a heaping helping today!
Good Clean Fun can happen any old time.
Just bring your imagination, and leave alcohol behind!
Good Clean Fun is there for you to create.
Now wouldn't that be great?
Let's celebrate!

We're having Good Clean Fun - it couldn't get any better than this!
It couldn't get any better! We don't need alcohol!

Good Clean Fun - it's the number one requested!
Good Clean Fun - it's been certified and tested!
Good Clean Fun - it won't get you arrested!
So grab a heaping helping today!
Good Clean Fun delivered alcohol free
will fill your life with laughter and possibilities.
Good Clean Fun is the hip happening way
to celebrate a good time - let's celebrate!

99 bottles of milk on the wall, 99 bottles of milk.
Sharing one is Good Clean Fun!
98 bottles of milk on the wall.
98 bottles of milk on the wall, 98 bottles of milk.
Sharing one is Good Clean Fun!
97 bottles of milk on the wall.
(etc. - Fade out)

Copyright 1994 by Monty Harper

About This Song

Monty wrote this song for "Project REACH - Stories, Songs, Puzzles" in 1994.
The project was broadcast on WNYE in New York and was designed to help kids think about cigarette and alcohol advertising aimed at them.

It is no longer available as a recording.

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