Silly Song
It's just a
Silly
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song
I
once sang this song to a zebra on the savanna,
But I don't
think he liked it much; he bonked me with a banana!
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to a skunk out in the
woods,
But I don't think he liked it much; now I don't smell
so good!
Everybody
pinch your nose like this...
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to a great big hairy
ape,
But I don't think he liked it much; he shut my mouth
with tape!
Everybody
tape your mouth shut.
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to a penguin and his
cohorts,
But I don't think they liked it much; they put
wiggly fish down my shorts!
Put
a fish down your shorts and get wiggly!
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to a shark way out at
sea,
But you know what?
I think he kind of liked
it; he smiled as he swallowed me!
Everybody
grin really big like a well-fed shark.
Let me see those
shark teeth!
(Chorus)
One more time - This time we'll see how fast we can do it.
(Chorus)
© 2005 by
Monty Harper
Oklahoma Animal Verses
I
once sang this song to a buffalo on the prairie.
I don't think
he liked it much; he chased me to the library!
Let's see those buffalo horns (hold pointer
fingers to sides of head)...
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to a skunk out in the
woods,
But I don't think he liked it much; now I don't smell
so good!
Everybody
pinch your nose like this...
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to a playful river
otter.
I don't think she liked it much; she knocked me into
the water.
Now we're going to sing
underwater (wiggle finger over lips while singing)
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to a big ol' grizzly
bear.
I don't think he liked it much; he stuffed my mouth with
hair.
Grab a wad of bear hair, stuff
it in your mouth...
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to a racoon and his
cohorts,
But I don't think they liked it much; they put
wiggly fish down my shorts!
Put
a fish down your shorts and get wiggly!
(Chorus)
I once sang this song to an alligator under a cypress tree,
But you know what?
I think he kind of liked
it; he smiled as he swallowed me!
Let me see those giant alligator teeth! (use hands to make teeth)
(Chorus)
One more time - This time we'll see how fast we can do it.
(Chorus)
© 2007 by Monty Harper
About This Song
This song is available on
the Great
Green Squishy Mean Concert CD.The Oklahoma Animals version of this song is included in Monty's Oklahoma history assembly programs for K-5th grade.
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