I'm Not Bald
I got no hairs upon my head
but that don't mean I'm bald.
All's it means is the dadgum things
don't come when they is called.
I guess they could of left for good
but it still don't mean I'm bald.
A man who's parted with the hair that he started with
is what I druther be called.
Call me "Chrome Dome" call me "Slap Top"
call me a bowling ball.
But as a rule, unless your cruel,
you shouldn't call me bald.
© 1996 by Monty Harper
About This Song
This song is available on the Imagine
That CD.