Gimme Vegetables!

I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I consume more legumes than you've ever seen!

Give me vegetables!
Give me vegetables today!
Don't gunk me up with junk!
Give me vegetables now or get out of my way!

I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
Any crunchy kind of cabbage is the kind I devour!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...

I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
If your roots turn up missing, I've been in your 'frigerator!

(Chorus)

I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
Leave a veggie on the table; I will make it disappear!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...

I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
Give me vegetables now; I will make them disappear!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...

© 2006, Monty Harper Productions

About This Song

MONTY HARPER: Paws Claws Scales & TalesThis song is available on the Paws Claws Scales & Tales CD.

It is also a bonus track on The Great Green Squishy Mean Concert CD. You'll find it among the extras if you put the CD in your computer.

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