Smoker's Waltz

Somebody someday might ask me to dance
the smoker's waltz, the smoker's waltz
I'll simply tell them there's never a chance
I would dance the smoker's waltz

Your fingers turn yellow, and so do your teeth
The smoker's waltz, the smoker's waltz
Your breath turns so sour you can't taste what you eat
when you dance the smoker's waltz

Step one is trying them,
Step two is bumming them,
Step three is buying your own.
By then you might have seen
your partner is nicotine,
and nicotine never lets go!
You keep dancing and dancing and dancing and dancing...

Somebody someday might ask you to dance
the smoker's waltz, the smoker's waltz
You simply should tell them there's never a chance
That you'd dance the smoker's waltz

The one single step that you'd surely regret
In the smoker's waltz, the smoker's waltz
Is if you said yes to your first cigarette -
don't get stuck in the smoker's waltz

Step one is trying them,
Step two is bumming them,
Step three is buying your own.
By then you might have seen
your partner is nicotine,
and nicotine never lets go!
You keep dancing and dying and dancing and dying...

© 1995 Monty Harper

About This Song

Monty wrote this song for "Project REACH - Stories, Songs, Puzzles" in 1994.
The project was broadcast on WNYE in New York and was designed to help kids think about cigarette and alcohol advertising aimed at them.

This song is not currently available as a recording.

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